My math teacher asked the class who did their homework and only two people raised their hand, he then looked at the rest of us and said “what are all you guys planning on doing” and I said “dying before the test” to finish the story I have to go to the guidance counsellor tomorrow
What the actual fuck. Zombieland is four years old. When did that happen?!
you know what really churns my butter
when guys wear athletic apparel
like let me be your goalkeeper you sexy piece of shit
don’t mean to judge or anything but did you really just use the term ‘churns my butter’??
gotta stay true to myself because there’s no1-idratherbe-thanme
If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
holy fucking shit